Monoxitube.com. Face your exhaust


Introducing the Monoxitube

These days, everyone is thinking about their impact on the environment. People use less plastic bags. They turn off the lights. They recycle glass and plastic. Now there’s a product that helps drivers become more aware of the toxic exhaust produced by their vehicles.

Introducing the Monoxitube!

The Monoxitube attaches to the exhaust pipe of your car or truck and the other end slides through your driver-side window, redirecting the carbon monoxide and other toxic chemicals from your tailpipe to the driver’s seat.

With the Monoxitube, you can "face your exhaust." 

Every time you press on the gas pedal or even idle, you'll be the first to know how much car exhaust you’re producing.

Most drivers report they drive much less and rarely have the car idle.

Product Components

The Monoxitube measures 25 feet (7.5 meters) to fit most vehicles--even those designed with exhaust pipes pointing towards sidewalks. You'll receive the tube plus velcro and straps make installation a snap.

Once installed, you'll also receive carbon monoxide, nitrogen dioxide, sulfur dioxide, soot, benzene, formaldehyde, and polycyclic hydrocarbons. And those chemicals will give you cancer, asthma, pulmonary and respiratory distress, and cardiovascular disease! All for only two installments of $19.95.

 


 

Gain a New Perspective

The Monoxitube takes the carbon monoxide you normally send towards pedestrians, bicyclists, and other motorists and directs it towards you.

  • Learn what it’s like for pedestrians to stand by your car as you drive by.
  • Get to know how bicyclists feel as they pedal while deeply inhaling carbon monoxide.
  • Step into the world of people waiting at bus stops filled with benzene fumes from idling vehicles.
  • Notice the soot breathed in by kids in strollers,  eye-level with truck tail pipes.

You may not completely remember these experiences—since carbon monoxide and will destroy your memory—but you’ll have a faint idea.

Pays for Itself

The Monoxitube pays for itself in less than a week, and sometimes in less than an hour! You'll drive less (or never drive) which means spending less on gas, car maintenance, and car insurance. And when used correctly, Monoxitube allows the toxic exhaust from your car to kill you, so you won't have any expenses at all 

Two installments of just $19.95!

Plus, for a limited time:

Drive without Harming Others

Once you install the Monoxitube, you can drive through your neighborhood or pick up your children at school without exposing anyone near your car to a cloud of cancerous fumes.

"The Monoxitube changed my life! After realizing how much my driving was harming my friends and neighbors I made the decision to start walking to and from work every day and I feel fantastic and I’ve lost 15 pounds. I highly recommend the Monoxitube."

A Habit Changer (Guaranteed!)

Tempted to ditch your car and all the costs ($7000 per year) and hassles but need another reason? Get the Monoxitube! Just one exposure to the benzene and sulfur dioxide generated by your car will get you on your way walking, biking, or busing. If you're not completely disgusted by your car exhaust, we'll refund your money!

Get One Today

Buy the Monoxitube today and gain a new perspective on driving gas-powered vehicles. Introduce yourself to the colorless, odorless poison streaming out of your tailpipe. Face your exhaust.

Order now and you'll also receive:

  • The deluxe Monoxitube for dual-exhaust vehicles!
  • A sealed canister of car exhaust so you can sample the toxic chemicals
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Carbon monoxide is toxic.

 


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